How to meet a Girl in 5 minutes by Ivan Duenit
Number 1 in the "self awareness series" for men and women who like women. Manuscript found in a cave.
We all need girlfriends, we are hungry for female companionship, the one we dream of in our dreams of passion. It is natural, it is human, how we start families or share journeys.
Not so easy. The environment, the culture, is not quite there when it comes to recognition of the frustrations of the men and women who like women.
Before we get started, dress nicely in either casual or more dressed up, clean. For men, a couple days of beard growth is fine, as for some women who can grow their facial hair. There are a few bearded women in Berkeley, I have seen them.
We'd better hurry! We haven't got much time, such is our urgency to try these new methods from Sweden. Go to the nearest place where there are many girls. Hopefully you are already there; if not, go there, and then turn the page.
You see beauties, blondes, dark haired awe inspiring women, Asians, Africans. All the races have their exotics, and often they stand out in social settings. A mixture of different races usually accounts for this. Stay cool, don't stare.
Let your attraction for someone bring you closer to her. Do this spontaneously and never invade her personal space.
As soon as you catch her eye, an accident, it would appear, greet her with a smile and introduce yourself: Hi, my name is (first name) what's yours?
If she responds positive, have a small conversation. After about 5 minutes, ask her, "You know, (her name), I find you very attractive, let's get together. What are you doing Saturday?" We could see a movie or go dancing.
If she says she would like to, but is not free that day, ask her when she would be free. If she still says no, ask her if you would be wrong to think you would have a fun time together seeing a movie, eating something...
If she still says no, tell her see you another time, nice to meet you, smile, and go.
The social butterfly that you are, you go to the next one you find attractive. Your face should not betray any letdown, then others who see you will wonder how you know so many good looking girls.
Including the girls. They will wonder, what does this man (or woman) have that those good looking women find so, yo no se que...
The first three of the day are the warm ups, more comfortable and loose by four.
It's that easy! Many times if the girl is not interested, perhaps because she has a boyfriend, she has a perfect friend for you! Expand into new social circles and convince them that having a pizza party and doing a science experiment is more fun than going out that Friday. The probability changes from zero (no attempts) to some number which depends a lot on luck.
And it does take some time to really know if we feel comfortable with someone, if we can see what their ways are. People are complex machines.
This has been going on for millions of years. Also notice that when you meet new people some are immediately your friend, on the same team, some your enemies, and most relatively neutral?
We all need girlfriends, we are hungry for female companionship, the one we dream of in our dreams of passion. It is natural, it is human, how we start families or share journeys.
Not so easy. The environment, the culture, is not quite there when it comes to recognition of the frustrations of the men and women who like women.
Before we get started, dress nicely in either casual or more dressed up, clean. For men, a couple days of beard growth is fine, as for some women who can grow their facial hair. There are a few bearded women in Berkeley, I have seen them.
We'd better hurry! We haven't got much time, such is our urgency to try these new methods from Sweden. Go to the nearest place where there are many girls. Hopefully you are already there; if not, go there, and then turn the page.
You see beauties, blondes, dark haired awe inspiring women, Asians, Africans. All the races have their exotics, and often they stand out in social settings. A mixture of different races usually accounts for this. Stay cool, don't stare.
Let your attraction for someone bring you closer to her. Do this spontaneously and never invade her personal space.
As soon as you catch her eye, an accident, it would appear, greet her with a smile and introduce yourself: Hi, my name is (first name) what's yours?
If she responds positive, have a small conversation. After about 5 minutes, ask her, "You know, (her name), I find you very attractive, let's get together. What are you doing Saturday?" We could see a movie or go dancing.
If she says she would like to, but is not free that day, ask her when she would be free. If she still says no, ask her if you would be wrong to think you would have a fun time together seeing a movie, eating something...
If she still says no, tell her see you another time, nice to meet you, smile, and go.
The social butterfly that you are, you go to the next one you find attractive. Your face should not betray any letdown, then others who see you will wonder how you know so many good looking girls.
Including the girls. They will wonder, what does this man (or woman) have that those good looking women find so, yo no se que...
The first three of the day are the warm ups, more comfortable and loose by four.
It's that easy! Many times if the girl is not interested, perhaps because she has a boyfriend, she has a perfect friend for you! Expand into new social circles and convince them that having a pizza party and doing a science experiment is more fun than going out that Friday. The probability changes from zero (no attempts) to some number which depends a lot on luck.
And it does take some time to really know if we feel comfortable with someone, if we can see what their ways are. People are complex machines.
This has been going on for millions of years. Also notice that when you meet new people some are immediately your friend, on the same team, some your enemies, and most relatively neutral?
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